Tile Trendsetters T-Shirts

"Do you prefer the tile engineered to look like wood, or the wood engineered to look like tile?"

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"I see you ladies are admiring the Tuscan Blue."

"What do I see myself doing in 10 years? Downloading windows 20 on my iphone 18."

'We'd like to christen him 2GR4T7VXS35. That way it'll be easier for him to get his own web domain name when he's older.'

Kitchen Tiling.

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

Rep-Tiles.

"Of course we're still friends, but Eddie has the newest video game system....yours is three months old!"

"Careful in the bathroom—we just had it reimagined."

Blake's Sealant.

A new chair for the 21st century, punctuated by a few ventilation apertures for that stylish new direction in mass seating.

Baby Born with a QR code

Reptiles lizards in the form of tiles basking in the sun.

Al's Garden Supply vs. Joe's Sporting Goods

"Our office went from sit-down desks to stand-up desks to becoming the desk."

"I should have warned you - pickleball makes you work up a sweat."

Lost Property - "I'm missing a tile."

Ceiling Specialists Meet in the Middle.

'This suit is lined with heat resistant tiles.'

Flower Shop. Sale. Careful, he's putting down some new tiles. A florist and a floorist!

Cupcake icing and matching hairstyles.

Manager of Happy Tiles with 'Grin' and 'Grout' files.

'We're going back to a well proven tactic: aiming our ads at kids so they will bug their parents to buy it.'

No personal food trays.

This is the last swatch I'm getting you.

Environmentally Friendly Tools: Blow Torches fueled by Boy Scouts and their Camp Fires.

Birdwatchers looking at a birdhouse filled with houseplants.

Inappropriate Flower Giving

Bathroom Chess

Scribble. Board Games for Doctors.

"It's the latest thing... press on nails."