Tile Trendsetters Gifts

"Do you prefer the tile engineered to look like wood, or the wood engineered to look like tile?"

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"I see you ladies are admiring the Tuscan Blue."

'We'd like to christen him 2GR4T7VXS35. That way it'll be easier for him to get his own web domain name when he's older.'

Kitchen Tiling.

Rep-Tiles.

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

"Of course we're still friends, but Eddie has the newest video game system....yours is three months old!"

"Careful in the bathroom—we just had it reimagined."

Blake's Sealant.

A new chair for the 21st century, punctuated by a few ventilation apertures for that stylish new direction in mass seating.

Baby Born with a QR code

"Our office went from sit-down desks to stand-up desks to becoming the desk."

Al's Garden Supply vs. Joe's Sporting Goods

Reptiles lizards in the form of tiles basking in the sun.

"I should have warned you - pickleball makes you work up a sweat."

'This suit is lined with heat resistant tiles.'

Ceiling Specialists Meet in the Middle.

Lost Property - "I'm missing a tile."

Cupcake icing and matching hairstyles.

Manager of Happy Tiles with 'Grin' and 'Grout' files.

Birdwatchers looking at a birdhouse filled with houseplants.

Environmentally Friendly Tools: Blow Torches fueled by Boy Scouts and their Camp Fires.

'We're going back to a well proven tactic: aiming our ads at kids so they will bug their parents to buy it.'

No personal food trays.

"It's the latest thing... press on nails."

Inappropriate Flower Giving

Bathroom Chess

Recycling after Christmas: This years 'must have' toys.