Textile Trendsetters Gifts

This is the last swatch I'm getting you.

Muslin Fundamentalists.

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

'There it is, 'Twerk', right next to 'Twerp'.'

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Vivienne Westwood

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

"Do you prefer the tile engineered to look like wood, or the wood engineered to look like tile?"

Paranoia vs Social Currency.

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

Do you like my bling?

Rudy Park Enterprises regrets to announce the end to a brief experiment aimed at combining the popular and irrepressible talk show phenomenon Sadie Cohen with a background beat of powerful and thrilling house music. In fact, our ratings soared during our experiment. Revenue shot up 17.5 percent. Advertisers loved it. Our decision to cancel the experiment in no way reflects any error of management. Rather, it was a raging success reflective of our forward thinking management. In the end, though,

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'Nice bling!'

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

"My dad said they used to be bands."

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

At One With Nature

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

Fashion Magazine: In/Out/Back In.

QR tattoo.

A Macaroni in 1773