Textile Trendsetters Mugs

Muslin Fundamentalists.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

"Do you prefer the tile engineered to look like wood, or the wood engineered to look like tile?"

Do you like my bling?

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

'Nice bling!'

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

"My dad said they used to be bands."

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

At One With Nature

QR tattoo.

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

A Macaroni in 1773

Fashion Magazine: In/Out/Back In.

"Careful in the bathroom—we just had it reimagined."

'Dame Edna has a lot to answer for'