Cosmetic Trendsetters Mugs

Piercings

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

'There it is, 'Twerk', right next to 'Twerp'.'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

Inflating Boobs.

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Paranoia vs Social Currency.

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Do you like my bling?

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

'Nice bling!'

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

"My dad said they used to be bands."

New Shades 2020

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

Man admiring his friend's skull topped scarf pin