Tie-dye Gifts

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

"1-1"

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"Gift"

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

A Meeting of Great Ties.

Tie Rolls

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

"I'm thinkin' blond."

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

Penguin job interview

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

Tie-Land.

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

The first birthday gift.

'I know we're not supposed to wear them, but I got it for Father's Day.'

The day after Father's Day.

'What do you buy the man who has lost everything?'

"Okay, I'll wear a tie."

"Do you have any questions apart from 'where did I get my jazzy tie'?"

"Twist tie."

"Please yourself, I'll add salt if you like but I'm only dyeing a pair of socks..."

'We don't care if you're ZZ Top, ties required for gentlemen.'

In, Out

'Why's that girl got weird brown hair?'

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

A hippie saying "Peace"

"It's an important interview, so you probably shouldn't wear a necktie that contains more material than your suit."

"Take my advice—never let anybody talk you into joining the Tie-of-the-Month Club."