Tie-dye Enthusiast Gifts

"He said he wasn't mad, just disappointed."

"You've got to stop living in the past, Harold."

"1-1"

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

"Gift"

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

Tie Rolls

'You don't want the job, do you?'

'The latest market research shows that men's neckware width is the most accurate indicator of market fluctuations.'

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

"I'm thinkin' blond."

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

Tie-Land.

Friendly Tie

"You must understand that my total confidence in this plan of yours depends strongly on one's definition of the words 'total' and 'confidence'."

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

'Hornsby, you're fired. Incidentally, I like your tie.'

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

The first birthday gift.

'I just faxed my tie to our Des Moines office.'

"Oh Dad, you're the best! My own aquarium!"

'I know we're not supposed to wear them, but I got it for Father's Day.'