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"He said he wasn't mad, just disappointed."

"You've got to stop living in the past, Harold."

"When I said we were going to follow the dead, I was talking about that guy."

"1-1"

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"Gift"

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

A Meeting of Great Ties.

Tie Rolls

'You don't want the job, do you?'

'The latest market research shows that men's neckware width is the most accurate indicator of market fluctuations.'

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

"I'm thinkin' blond."

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

"It's the addition for our family room."

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

Future History Museums

Friendly Tie

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

Tie-Land.

"You must understand that my total confidence in this plan of yours depends strongly on one's definition of the words 'total' and 'confidence'."

The King of Salesmen says 'Why sir, I believe you need a new tie.'

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

"Let's see a robot do that."

'Hornsby, you're fired. Incidentally, I like your tie.'

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

"Hold on a minute, will you? I just want to see what color Charlie Rose's tie is tonight."

"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"

'I know we're not supposed to wear them, but I got it for Father's Day.'