Tie-dye Renaissance T-Shirts

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"I'm thinkin' blond."

Penguin job interview

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

'of course it's not natural: He dyes his mane to cover up his grey hair...'

"The latest news on the gardening fashion front is 'Ditch the decking'!"

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

"Please yourself, I'll add salt if you like but I'm only dyeing a pair of socks..."

'Why's that girl got weird brown hair?'

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

A hippie saying "Peace"

"Edgar, you've been retired for three years now. Why don't you loosen your tie?"

"They do require a jacket and tie but they're not real dogmatic about it."

The usual? My daughter's all over me about dyeing my hair. I want to go totally natural! Fine. Which would you like? Natural ash, honest honey or real platinum blonde? Which does Mother Nature use?

'What do you call a blonde doing hand stands? A brunette.'

'...A little on your snout...Then we take care of that gray on your elbows...'

Old hippie

"Baldo, even though you've done something funny to your hair...it does not change my feeling for you. You're still my handsome nephew...and I still love you as much as before. Even if you've gone crazy in the head."

'Surrender, or DIE!' 'Is that D-I-E, or D-Y-E?'

Dying your hair red at home

Punks with blue/pink hair meet old people with blue/pink rinses.

'Be sexy! Wear a tie'

'The prinker liked to japan his krimmer.'

"Life's a bleach, and then you dye..."

"State your name, age, place of residence, and natural hair color."

Princess with dark roots showing

"He said he wasn't mad, just disappointed."

Lifes a bitch & then you tie dye

"Everybody knows you dye your hair, Tom."

'What happened to my orange Easter dye that was here a minute ago.'

"I like your tie. It says something about you."