Tie-dye Aficionado Gifts

Old hippie

A hippie saying "Peace"

"1-1"

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

"Gift"

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

Tie Rolls

'You don't want the job, do you?'

'The latest market research shows that men's neckware width is the most accurate indicator of market fluctuations.'

"I'm thinkin' blond."

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

Friendly Tie

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

Tie-Land.

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

'Hornsby, you're fired. Incidentally, I like your tie.'

The first birthday gift.

'I just faxed my tie to our Des Moines office.'

"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"

'I know we're not supposed to wear them, but I got it for Father's Day.'

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

"Oh Dad, you're the best! My own aquarium!"