Tie-dye Enthusiasts Gifts

Lifes a bitch & then you tie dye

"1-1"

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"Gift"

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

A Meeting of Great Ties.

Tie Rolls

'You don't want the job, do you?'

'The latest market research shows that men's neckware width is the most accurate indicator of market fluctuations.'

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

"I'm thinkin' blond."

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

Tie-Land.

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

Future History Museums

Friendly Tie

The King of Salesmen says 'Why sir, I believe you need a new tie.'

"Let's see a robot do that."

'Hornsby, you're fired. Incidentally, I like your tie.'

The first birthday gift.

"We've read your crime-thriller novel and have decided to publish it. As a coloring book."

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

'I know we're not supposed to wear them, but I got it for Father's Day.'

Robin Day.

"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"

"Hold on a minute, will you? I just want to see what color Charlie Rose's tie is tonight."

"I forgot how to tie mine, too."