Tie-dye Enthusiasts Prints

Lifes a bitch & then you tie dye

"1-1"

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

"Gift"

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

Tie Rolls

'You don't want the job, do you?'

'The latest market research shows that men's neckware width is the most accurate indicator of market fluctuations.'

"I'm thinkin' blond."

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

Tie-Land.

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

Friendly Tie

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'Hornsby, you're fired. Incidentally, I like your tie.'

The first birthday gift.

"Hold on a minute, will you? I just want to see what color Charlie Rose's tie is tonight."

'I just faxed my tie to our Des Moines office.'

'I know we're not supposed to wear them, but I got it for Father's Day.'

'of course it's not natural: He dyes his mane to cover up his grey hair...'

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'