Tie-dye Mugs

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

"1-1"

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"Gift"

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

Tie Rolls

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

Penguin job interview

"I'm thinkin' blond."

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

Tie-Land.

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

The first birthday gift.

'I know we're not supposed to wear them, but I got it for Father's Day.'

The day after Father's Day.

'What do you buy the man who has lost everything?'

"Please yourself, I'll add salt if you like but I'm only dyeing a pair of socks..."

'Why's that girl got weird brown hair?'

"Do you have any questions apart from 'where did I get my jazzy tie'?"

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

In, Out

"Twist tie."

"Okay, I'll wear a tie."

A hippie saying "Peace"

"It's an important interview, so you probably shouldn't wear a necktie that contains more material than your suit."

"Take my advice—never let anybody talk you into joining the Tie-of-the-Month Club."

"Edgar, you've been retired for three years now. Why don't you loosen your tie?"