Tie Designer Mugs

'Be sexy! Wear a tie'

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

A women in a shoeshop.

Cat Tie

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

"1-1"

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

"I stand corrected."

"Gift"

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

Tie Rolls

'You don't want the job, do you?'

'The latest market research shows that men's neckware width is the most accurate indicator of market fluctuations.'

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

"I'm a stay-at-work dad."

Penguin job interview

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"I excel at appearing awake in meetings."

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

A man trying to decide which tie he should put on.

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

Operation Father's Day

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

Tie-Land.

"It's bedtime, Roger. Loosen your tie."