Tie Designer Prints

'Be sexy! Wear a tie'

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

A women in a shoeshop.

Cat Tie

"1-1"

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"I stand corrected."

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"Gift"

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

A Meeting of Great Ties.

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

Tie Rolls

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

'You don't want the job, do you?'

'The latest market research shows that men's neckware width is the most accurate indicator of market fluctuations.'

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

"I excel at appearing awake in meetings."

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

"I'm a stay-at-work dad."

Penguin job interview

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

A man trying to decide which tie he should put on.

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

Tie-Land.

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

Operation Father's Day

Future History Museums