Tidying Up Warrior Gifts

'You should apply for government relief. Your room is a disaster area!'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

"First break since 2008."

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Mod Kwan Doh

The household cavalry

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

Burn out

Recycle or ruin the planet?

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

Recycling Depot - Magazines, Newspapers, Free CDs, books, 8 page pull-outs and other promotions

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

We're polishing our brand.

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

NYC Department of Sanitation

"I'll have what's left of my people get in touch with what's left of your people."

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."

Message in a Plastic Bottle

'Tell you what -- just make EVERYTHING biodegradable, okay?'

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

Organic farm

Urban Compost Heap.

Bulltoon: Insatiabull.

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

Raining Cell Phones.

The Great Pacific Garbage Patch Kid

Dutch Apple Core Pie .