Tidying Up Warrior Prints

'You should apply for government relief. Your room is a disaster area!'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

"First break since 2008."

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Mod Kwan Doh

The household cavalry

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

Recycle or ruin the planet?

Burn out

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

Knights' Status Report: Rusted out, Metal fatigue, Popped rivets, Bad welds, Squeaky hinges, Dents and dings.

We're polishing our brand.

NYC Department of Sanitation

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

Recycling Depot - Magazines, Newspapers, Free CDs, books, 8 page pull-outs and other promotions

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

"I'll have what's left of my people get in touch with what's left of your people."

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

Message in a Plastic Bottle

"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

'Tell you what -- just make EVERYTHING biodegradable, okay?'

Organic farm

Urban Compost Heap.

Bulltoon: Insatiabull.

Our house is a mess! Life's messy, I need to simplify. You don't have the nerve to do what needs to be done. We left our laundry on the sofa for you, mom! You're so wrong. I can too get rid of my kids. You'll save tons on cleaning supplies alone!

Dutch Apple Core Pie .

'The good news is that I managed to install the wind turbine...'