Tibet Trekker Gifts

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

'What zip code are we in now?'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Sport Utility Boot.

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

School trip little porters.

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Nature Lovers

Future Tents

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

Run from the hills!

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"You're doing great - keep it up."

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

'It's not considered good form to brag about extinguishing your ego.'

"Well, who you gonna believe? Me or Wikipedia?"

"Well, it certainly explains why everyone's so nice!"

'Did you try 'Google'?'

'Excuse me, are you abominable?'

"The gods really love tight buns."

"Hey. . . in use!"

'I know we're not supposed to wear them, but I got it for Father's Day.'

'I need to lose enough pounds to take a thirty-five meal cruise!'

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

In these hard economic times, positive self worth trumps negative self worth.

Wise Man Souvenir Stand.

"Everest summit 1 km merge left"