Tibet Trekker Prints

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

'What zip code are we in now?'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Sport Utility Boot.

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

Nature Lovers

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

School trip little porters.

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Future Tents

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Run from the hills!

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

'It's not considered good form to brag about extinguishing your ego.'

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

"Well, who you gonna believe? Me or Wikipedia?"

"Well, it certainly explains why everyone's so nice!"

'Did you try 'Google'?'

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

'I need to lose enough pounds to take a thirty-five meal cruise!'

'I know we're not supposed to wear them, but I got it for Father's Day.'

"The gods really love tight buns."

'Excuse me, are you abominable?'

"Hey. . . in use!"

Wise Man Souvenir Stand.

In these hard economic times, positive self worth trumps negative self worth.

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

"Everest summit 1 km merge left"