Tibet Supporter Gifts

Dalai Lama.

National Everything Awareness Day

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

'Grrrr....'

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

Busking during a pandemic

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

Crossing USA Mexico Border

"Nice sermon. Not too preachy."

Bed Sores and Breakfast - Palliative care.

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

Trumpet and birds

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

"Marie, are you still driving?"

Writer's Strike

"Actually, I'm a singer-songwriter bird."

"We used to have a home with an ocean view. . ."

'How many merit badges do you have?'

Beggars on the street.

'Your mother has finally found a home she wants us to put her in...ours.'

"I hear the food's good. But try to get a table."

'All I'm saying is that maybe he doesn't want to sell girl scout cookies.'

"It's a trap, Gary! Run!"

"Look, why don’t you just come down and talk to him? He wants to make up."