Tibet Supporter Mugs

Dalai Lama.

National Everything Awareness Day

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Handle With Care

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

'Grrrr....'

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Busking during a pandemic

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

Crossing USA Mexico Border

Footballers - Henrik Larrson

"Nice sermon. Not too preachy."

Bed Sores and Breakfast - Palliative care.

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

Trumpet and birds

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

Masks to buy while buying embarrassing products.

"Marie, are you still driving?"

Writer's Strike

"Actually, I'm a singer-songwriter bird."

Beggars on the street.

'How many merit badges do you have?'

"We used to have a home with an ocean view. . ."

'Your mother has finally found a home she wants us to put her in...ours.'

"It's a trap, Gary! Run!"

"Look, why don’t you just come down and talk to him? He wants to make up."

One cappuccino please, and I wanted to give you this. A note. How formal. Dear small local independent coffee house ... I went to Starbucks this morning. I'm sorry. Can you ever forgive me? What if I agree to purge what I ate? The written apology is sufficient.

'All I'm saying is that maybe he doesn't want to sell girl scout cookies.'