Script Supporter Mugs

Writer's Strike

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

A pretention of playwrights

Hollywood producer.

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

Hollywood producer.

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

Eugene Ionesco

"It's supposed to be a comedy, so I've had Steve, here, red-flag the funny parts."

"Great money scenes!"

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

Welcome to ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? Theatre

"He's left a suicide screenplay."

"What are they complaining about?... The local content is the audience...

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

'A series based on made-up stories with actors following scripts? Preposterous.'

"And here - take this Vin Diesel monologue with you!"

Dear Diary

"I’ve gotta tell you, there’s a lot of demand for a sequel."

Scrip Doctor

"Just got the script from the focus group. Fabulous!"

"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?"

Subtitles for the Stupid

"Sure, it's a little formulaic but I love it!"

Great script, great cinematography, great everything. But the whole 3D thing is lost on me.

'It says 'three percent split infititives, 8 percent passive verbs, 16 percent compound-complex sentences,average sentence length 26 words,paperback rights $3.2 million,movie sales $8.3 million,total take $11.5 million,less 5 percent agents fees.'

Write a Screenplay

"Oh, pardon me. That's not the menu , that's my screenplay."

'I'm writing a screenplay that every studio in Hollywood will want to produce. It's about an honest, hard-working, moral CEO.'