Tiara Collectors Gifts

Proper little princess.

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

'Teenagers!'

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

Cat Tie

Sundial Time

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

Waking Up With Rooster.

The hour of justice

Maternity tattoos

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

Do you like my bling?

"I'm a stay-at-work dad."

Biological Cuckoo clock

"How do you know my watch isn't shockproof?"

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

A man trying to decide which tie he should put on.

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

"She's a Rolex. He's a Timex."

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

"Lady Liberty, I choose you...ooo...ooo...oooh!"

Operation Father's Day

"It's bedtime, Roger. Loosen your tie."

'I just think we should be together'.

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

"You're late."

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'