Tiara Collectors Prints

Proper little princess.

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

Cat Tie

Sundial Time

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

Waking Up With Rooster.

The hour of justice

Maternity tattoos

"I'm a stay-at-work dad."

Do you like my bling?

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

Biological Cuckoo clock

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

A man trying to decide which tie he should put on.

"She's a Rolex. He's a Timex."

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

"You're late."

'I just think we should be together'.

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

"Lady Liberty, I choose you...ooo...ooo...oooh!"

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

"It's bedtime, Roger. Loosen your tie."

Operation Father's Day

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.