Throne Forsaker Gifts

'He abdicated his throne and got into software.'

"This stool shall pass."

"It is we."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

Twister:Rural Social Networking

'Don't look at me!'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

"Once more, with fury."

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

'Well if you're sick of seeing me here, and I'm sick of coming in here,let's call a truce!'

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

"And how long till they start saying the 'Great' after my name."

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

The Queen

"The militant hard-liners are making demands, the fanatical zealots are issuing threats, and the moderate centrists are offering suggestions."

Award-Winning Photographer.

'You're the king now. It's time to put the past behind you.'

Storm chaser van with satellite dish and Storm in a teacup chaser van with cup & spoon.

"I see that grading papers for the teacher is going to your head."

DRINK LAFARGE'S ALE, 'He's trying his best to balance tyhe budget.'

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

Whatever 'shenanigans' are, they must be long. Grandma says there's no end to mine!

"You sure you don't wanna turn the AC down just a tad?"

'I know you're going to inherit the throne from your father, but I want you to go to medical school just in case.'

'If you'll just relax and trust me on this...

Bar: 'Don't bring your troubles in here...we don't want to hear about it!'

Immediate Seating.

"Because I'm the king and I like it better than the old one, that's why."

"It's not enough that I succeed. My friends must also be drawn and quartered."

Wow! Spoon lightning!

The Rainy Season

'Kings can get away with anything!'

Recliner Throne: For Work and Relaxation