Throne Forsaker T-Shirts

'He abdicated his throne and got into software.'

"It is we."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

Twister:Rural Social Networking

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

"Once more, with fury."

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

'Well if you're sick of seeing me here, and I'm sick of coming in here,let's call a truce!'

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

"And how long till they start saying the 'Great' after my name."

The Queen

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

Award-Winning Photographer.

"I see that grading papers for the teacher is going to your head."

Whatever 'shenanigans' are, they must be long. Grandma says there's no end to mine!

'You're the king now. It's time to put the past behind you.'

DRINK LAFARGE'S ALE, 'He's trying his best to balance tyhe budget.'

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

Storm chaser van with satellite dish and Storm in a teacup chaser van with cup & spoon.

"You sure you don't wanna turn the AC down just a tad?"

'I know you're going to inherit the throne from your father, but I want you to go to medical school just in case.'

Bar: 'Don't bring your troubles in here...we don't want to hear about it!'

"It's not enough that I succeed. My friends must also be drawn and quartered."

Immediate Seating.

Wow! Spoon lightning!

Recliner Throne: For Work and Relaxation

The Rainy Season

'Kings can get away with anything!'

"Whoever he is, he has season tickets."