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'I'm bushed -- Let's call it a day.'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"It is we."

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"We missed you at church Sunday."

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

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"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

Sex Section in the Library

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

"And how long till they start saying the 'Great' after my name."

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

The Queen

DRINK LAFARGE'S ALE, 'He's trying his best to balance tyhe budget.'

'You're the king now. It's time to put the past behind you.'

"I see that grading papers for the teacher is going to your head."

I can be upgraded, can you?

'I know you're going to inherit the throne from your father, but I want you to go to medical school just in case.'

Fashion Magazine: In/Out/Back In.

'I'll teach that social security computer a few things!'

Recliner Throne: For Work and Relaxation

'Kings can get away with anything!'

"It's not enough that I succeed. My friends must also be drawn and quartered."

Immediate Seating.

"My husband and I have been unsuccessful in booking our holiday over the internet"

Decisions...Decisions.

'He abdicated his throne and got into software.'

'We didn't mean to place an order online. We're just trying to figure out how to turn it on.'

The Bachelord

"You're in my seat."

Kids! I hope you're not playing with my new surfboard again...

'You spent the whole peace dividend?'

Mobility Park.