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Quartet on surfboards

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

"I don't know who you are!"

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"We missed you at church Sunday."

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

Jimi Hendrix.

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How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

My comfort zone

Music Freak.

"While you're at it, can you do something with him? He can't remember a thing!"

"And here's one I made up called 'Mama's Last Nerve.'"

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

Sounds of the market hitting all time highs. . .

Rock & Roll

"Of course we don't mind you working from home - we'd just rather it was from your own home, Mr Webb."

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

Life Extension Journal.

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

I can be upgraded, can you?

Wife doing Internet banking & Online shopping, saying 'Darling, I'm just collecting my pension. Is there anything we need from the shops?'

Gracebook.

'Yeah, well I'm sick of being so danged happy all the time.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

'We added on to the couch.'

Didgeridoos

Rainbow violin surfers