Symphony Surfer Mugs

Quartet on surfboards

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

"I don't know who you are!"

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"We missed you at church Sunday."

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

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'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

My comfort zone

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

"While you're at it, can you do something with him? He can't remember a thing!"

Rock & Roll

"And here's one I made up called 'Mama's Last Nerve.'"

Music Freak.

Sounds of the market hitting all time highs. . .

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

I can be upgraded, can you?

Wife doing Internet banking & Online shopping, saying 'Darling, I'm just collecting my pension. Is there anything we need from the shops?'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

'He became an enthusiastic silver surger when he discovered there are nude ladies on the internet.'

'I'll teach that social security computer a few things!'

"That's just the meds kicking in."

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'