Symphonic Surfer Mugs

Violinist on a surfboard

"I don't know who you are!"

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

..and with our new spirit website you can keep in touch with all your dead friends!

Edward Elgar.

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

Rock & Roll

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

Sounds of the market hitting all time highs. . .

"While you're at it, can you do something with him? He can't remember a thing!"

"And here's one I made up called 'Mama's Last Nerve.'"

Music Freak.

Louis Antoine Jullien

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

I can be upgraded, can you?

Wife doing Internet banking & Online shopping, saying 'Darling, I'm just collecting my pension. Is there anything we need from the shops?'

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

Screenior citizen

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

"That's just the meds kicking in."

'He became an enthusiastic silver surger when he discovered there are nude ladies on the internet.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

Rainbow violin surfers

'I'll teach that social security computer a few things!'

Didgeridoos

The reception here is awful!