Symphonic Surfer Pillows

Violinist on a surfboard

"I don't know who you are!"

Jimi Hendrix.

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

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Edward Elgar.

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

"While you're at it, can you do something with him? He can't remember a thing!"

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

Rock & Roll

"And here's one I made up called 'Mama's Last Nerve.'"

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

Sounds of the market hitting all time highs. . .

Music Freak.

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

Louis Antoine Jullien

Life Extension Journal.

I can be upgraded, can you?

Wife doing Internet banking & Online shopping, saying 'Darling, I'm just collecting my pension. Is there anything we need from the shops?'

Gracebook.

'Yeah, well I'm sick of being so danged happy all the time.'

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

Screenior citizen

Rainbow violin surfers

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

Didgeridoos

'I'll teach that social security computer a few things!'

'He became an enthusiastic silver surger when he discovered there are nude ladies on the internet.'

"That's just the meds kicking in."

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'