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The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Pampered and poodled.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"I don't know who you are!"

Mister Pretty Shoes

"I don't like your application."

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"Do you do much walking?"

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Elegant woman in backless dress.

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'I'll take it!'

Changing Room Decisions

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '