Throne Seeker T-Shirts

'According to this genealogy website, I'm 60,765228th in line to the throne!'

"It's not enough that I succeed. My friends must also be drawn and quartered."

Immediate Seating.

Queen

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'Cannonball!'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

'You know too much,'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Chiller Theatre

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Bears going water skiing.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"Marco ..."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Extreme Bungy

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Rock Climber