Throne Seeker Mugs

'According to this genealogy website, I'm 60,765228th in line to the throne!'

"It's not enough that I succeed. My friends must also be drawn and quartered."

Immediate Seating.

Queen

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

'Cannonball!'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

'You know too much,'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Chiller Theatre

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Stop! Stop what? Do not change the channel! Sex, death, harrowing footage of the most remarkable story you've ever seen, tattoos, rock-n-roll, action, action, action! It's all coming right up, right after this five second break for station identification. Five seconds ... You're watching Rock Television. And now back to our ... bored. Welcome to ABC. We've got thrills, action, more thrills ... Click. I've got your action right here. We've created a monster. Click click click click click cl-

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Rock Climber

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

"Marco ..."

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Bears going water skiing.

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.