Thrifty Firearm Enthusiasts Gifts

'I know it's not finished. You made me promise to stay within the the estimate I gave you.'

Gun laws US

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Especially modified you say..."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

The Lawman

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

Progress?

"Bang!"

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

Gun Ego

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

A hunter hitting his first bird.

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

"It helps prevent side collisions."

'Hell of a recoil, Bob!'

'My therapist cured me of using humour as a defence, these days I pack a .45.'

Ancient Weapons

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets