Festive Firearms Enthusiast Gifts

Santa's family holding firearms

Gun laws US

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Especially modified you say..."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

The Lawman

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

"Bang!"

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

Progress?

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

Gun Ego

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

A hunter hitting his first bird.

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

"It helps prevent side collisions."

'My therapist cured me of using humour as a defence, these days I pack a .45.'