Festive Firearms Enthusiast Pillows

Santa's family holding firearms

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Gun laws US

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Especially modified you say..."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

The Lawman

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

Progress?

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

"Bang!"

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

Gun Ego

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

A hunter hitting his first bird.

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

"It helps prevent side collisions."

Ancient Weapons

'My therapist cured me of using humour as a defence, these days I pack a .45.'