Three-eyed Humorist Gifts

Looking for a gift for the three-eyed humorist? Celebrate their creative perspective with witty, fun products that bring their quirky outlook to life. Perfect for sparking laughter and showcasing their distinctive sense of humor, these gifts turn their unique vision into delightful keepsakes.

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"I'm frustrated that I can never find contact lense cases with three compartments."

"I'm frustrated that I can never find contact lense cases with three compartments." mockup

"I'm frustrated that I can never find contact lense cases with three compartments."

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"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!" mockup

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

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'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?' mockup

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

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'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?' mockup

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

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A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell mockup

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

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'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'This is one of our most recent vintages!' mockup

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

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'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!' mockup

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

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"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it." mockup

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

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"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!" mockup

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

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Don't swallow. I've lost a contact. mockup

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

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"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats." mockup

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

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'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!' mockup

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

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"Wow, these slippers are really warm!" mockup

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

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'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.' mockup

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

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"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

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'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

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"Go ahead. Press one for more options." mockup

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

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"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!" mockup

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

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"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'" mockup

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

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"Yes, one is a dog."

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"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

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MUSHROOM MASACRE.

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'Jurassic Pork.'

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"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls." mockup

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

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'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?' mockup

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

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"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!" mockup

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

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'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon' mockup

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

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"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower." mockup

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

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"Scuba cow"

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'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!' mockup

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

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Hats and Food

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Glance Exchange

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"Someone throw him a punchline!"

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"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

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"It's just a tree."

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Three-eyed Humorist Gifts Collection

Three-eyed Humorist Mugs

Explore our hilarious collection of mugs designed for the three-eyed humorist. Perfect for laughs over coffee or tea.

Three-eyed Humorist Pillows

Add a dash of humor to their home with pillows that celebrate their quirky outlook. A fun gift that brings comfort and comedy together.

Three-eyed Humorist Prints

Brighten their space with eye-catching prints that capture the humor and creativity of the three-eyed humorist. Perfect for inspiring or amusing any wall.

Three-eyed Humorist T-Shirts

Check out our witty t-shirt designs to match the playful spirit of the three-eyed humorist. They’ll love expressing their humor through fashion.