Thread Lover Gifts

Two victorian women sitting on a bobbin

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Arts and crafts

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

Homo Zapiens

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Woman knitting a washing line.

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

Hairstyles

Cat Sisyphus

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

'Boy, there are days I feel like doing even less than I usually do...'

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

"My parents hate it."

"Look at me, sweetie...Do something cut for mommy..."

Two lovers sitting on a bobbin

Cattitude

Quilting Bee.

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

Hunky Dory

Wool jumpers: Meet the author

'It's the latest weave - comes off in the hand.'

It's a new miracle fabric, of course.

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

"It's my white whale."

'Isn't this the place where a big cat was sighted?'

"It's 25% cotton and 75% made in China"

"It's a lot of work, but a quilt lasts forever."

I love coloured tights

Grandmother together with family at Christmas

Maid with her sewing basket