Thread Stylist Gifts

'We're doing this for charity... we don't need to be called 'a couple of big knits'!'

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Shoe addict.

Pampered and poodled.

Scarf puts hat back on.

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

"I don't like your application."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

Dolores is so avant garde.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Vivienne Westwood

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"