"Now that the kids and grandkids are grown I can get back to more erotic embroidery."
Thread Artist Gifts
Searching for a gift for a thread artist with a love for sewing and textile crafts? Explore our collection of witty and thoughtful items, perfect for inspiring their creativity and celebrating their passion for thread and fabric arts.
Sew...
I quilt therefore I am
"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."
'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'
Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.
Arts and crafts
'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'
Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.
'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'
Knitted Kitty.
"Stop me before I invent plaid!"
'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'
KNITEO ERGO SUM!
"I love every single one of these."
Robot Creating Art In Binary Code.
A woman repairs a broken heart.
Quilting Bee.
"They only buy one cup of coffee and then spend all day playing with a ball of yarn."
Two lovers sitting on a bobbin
Live Laugh Knit
Spinning Wheel
Haircuts
A woman knits from a globe.
Sheep Knitting.
Crocheting during lockdown
'I'm knitting a cozy for the house.'
Psychiatrist knitting
In The Spring, A Young Man's Thoughts Turn Fancy
"Very nice, but what's the thread count?"
"It's a lot of work, but a quilt lasts forever."
High in the Peruvian Andes, the alpaca sweater is born.
Sheep's Wool Has Been Used To Make Web.
Sewing Buddies
How's the sweater coming along?
Thread Artist Gifts Collection
Thread Artist Mugs
Browse our collection of humorous and inspiring mugs perfect for thread artists—great for coffee, tea, or any creative break.
Thread Artist Pillows
Discover stylish pillows with clever designs for thread artists—ideal for adding personality to their favorite spaces.
Thread Artist Prints
Browse our art prints celebrating sewing and textile crafts—beautiful decor to inspire their creative journey.
Thread Artist T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts for sewing and textile lovers. Comfortable, fun, and perfect for showcasing their craft with pride.