Thread Enthusiast Gifts

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Quilting Bee.

'Are you sure you followed the pattern right?'

Sewing Buddies

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

"At least we agree to disagree."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"Of course I'm responsible for that marketing plan, but you're responsible for how it turned out!"

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

Knitted Kitty.

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

String Theory for Beginners.

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

octopus knitting a jumper...

"Finally...it's here! Only the best $20 I've ever spent!"

Cat with giant ball of yarn of roof of car.

'look at this hotel. They leave a ball of yarn on your pillow!'

Sportknitting

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

"I love every single one of these."

Perspective

Two lovers sitting on a bobbin

'It all started when she started playing with the ball of yarn.'

"You can probably tell we're a close knit family..."

Knitting is Knirvana.