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Two victorian women sitting on a bobbin

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Arts and crafts

Homo Zapiens

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Woman knitting a washing line.

Hairstyles

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

Cat Sisyphus

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

'Boy, there are days I feel like doing even less than I usually do...'

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

Two lovers sitting on a bobbin

Quilting Bee.

Cattitude

"My parents hate it."

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

'It's the latest weave - comes off in the hand.'

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

"It's my white whale."

Hunky Dory

Wool jumpers: Meet the author

'Isn't this the place where a big cat was sighted?'

"It's 25% cotton and 75% made in China"

Grandmother together with family at Christmas

"It's a lot of work, but a quilt lasts forever."

Maid with her sewing basket

I love coloured tights