Thread Lovers T-Shirts

Two lovers sitting on a bobbin

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Arts and crafts

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Woman knitting a washing line.

Hairstyles

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

Cat Sisyphus

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

Quilting Bee.

"Look at me, sweetie...Do something cut for mommy..."

"My parents hate it."

Cattitude

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

Wool jumpers: Meet the author

'It's the latest weave - comes off in the hand.'

Hunky Dory

It's a new miracle fabric, of course.

"It's my white whale."

'Isn't this the place where a big cat was sighted?'

"It's 25% cotton and 75% made in China"

Bias Tape

Maid with her sewing basket

"Very nice, but what's the thread count?"

"It's a lot of work, but a quilt lasts forever."

Grandmother together with family at Christmas

I love coloured tights

'Going as a high-thread-count ghost again this year.'

Inventor names new fabric after his sisters, Polly and Esther.

"Were we expecting the Worsteds?"