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'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

Quilt fanatic

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

Two lovers sitting on a bobbin

Quilting Bee.

"He was going to buy. Why'd you tell him it was made with real gingerbread?"

A woman knits from a globe.

British patent (applied for) A Trained Dog of war Drawing the Enemy's Fire.

Psychiatrist knitting

"Very nice, but what's the thread count?"

"It's a lot of work, but a quilt lasts forever."

"Now that the kids and grandkids are grown I can get back to more erotic embroidery."

'I had a very lonely childhood. I was an only twin.'

Sewing Buddies

'Are you sure you followed the pattern right?'

How's the sweater coming along?

Two victorian women sitting on a bobbin

"It's the third time this week you've asked me to stitch your shirt!"

Spindles

Before Powerpoint Presentations

'We're doing this for charity... we don't need to be called 'a couple of big knits'!'

Cross stitch

Needlework for beginners.

Dido and Aeneas

"So, THAT'S how our names got sewn into the lab coats."

Sew...

Conjoined twins at the supermarket

Falling in Love Over Sewing