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Brain Exercise Video: "Okay, think...and stop...and think, and stop! Stay with me now! Think harder! Feel that burn!"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Thinking Gears

The Map of the human brain

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

'The Questioner'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

Pastorius wonders why.

"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

Six Thinking Hats

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

Think Tank

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

Beyond the known and the unknown.

Rodin's Thinker.

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

"But what if this is all there is?"

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

' A new idea '

Assertiveness

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

The Female Brain and The Other One

'If someone farts in the forest and there's no one around to smell it, does it make a stink?'

I think, theerfore I am underpaid

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"