Thought Processor Gifts

Brain Exercise Video: "Okay, think...and stop...and think, and stop! Stay with me now! Think harder! Feel that burn!"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Thinking Gears

The Map of the human brain

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

'The Questioner'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

Pastorius wonders why.

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

Six Thinking Hats

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

Think Tank

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

Beyond the known and the unknown.

' A new idea '

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

"But what if this is all there is?"

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

Assertiveness

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

The Female Brain and The Other One

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

I think, theerfore I am underpaid

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.