'It's our new assembly line. When the person at the end of the line has an idea, he puts it on the conveyor belt, and as it passes each of us, we mull it over and try to add to it.'
Idea Processor Gifts
Looking for a gift for the idea processor in your life? Whether they’re a brainstormer, innovator, or creative thinker, our collection offers clever mugs, tees, pillows, and prints that celebrate their inventive spirit. Perfect for inspiring and entertaining the creative soul who thrives on thinking outside the box.
"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."
"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"
'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'
Patent Attorney (invisible man)
The dangerous world of the armchair thinker
"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."
Innovation tray covered in ivy.
Should not have put that suggestion in the suggestion box.'
' A new idea '
"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."
Assertiveness
Big Bang Boulevard
"People were steal his ideas"
And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons
'I'm exhausted from too much enlightened skepticism, fresh perceptive thinking, intellectual challenges and independent ideas. What I need is some simple cliche living!'
Thought Cloud
"What's the big idea?"
"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"
"This is genius, Ted. We can't use it. Nobody will believe I thought of it."
"I'd let you in, but I'm not sure I'm all here today"
'I just invented business!'
"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."
'This week's column is going to be about Writer's Block, and it's...'
Creative Juices
Inspiration
"The idea at 3 am. The idea at 7 am."
'I've invented copyright.'
Brain Exercise Video: "Okay, think...and stop...and think, and stop! Stay with me now! Think harder! Feel that burn!"
Chasing the one big idea
Where history's best ideas happen.
"I'm just sitting here waiting for an idea who's time has come...but apparently it's running late."
Writer Will Work For One Good Plot Idea
' . . . Our 'idea man' has saved us a lot of money . . .'
Why Doesn't Rent Want to be Free?
Idea Processor Gifts Collection
Idea Processor Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for idea processors—fun, spirited, and perfect for every creative’s morning routine.
Idea Processor Pillows
Comfort and inspiration collide with our pillows designed for those who love to think outside the box.
Idea Processor Prints
Inspire their creative space with prints that honor their passion for innovative ideas and original thinking.
Idea Processor T-Shirts
Find the ideal t-shirt for the creative thinker in your life—funny, inspiring, and uniquely suited for idea processors.