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"That wasn't daydreaming; I was internalizing my goal targeted self performance metrics."

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Thinking Gears

The Map of the human brain

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

'The Questioner'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

Zenemies.

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Pastorius wonders why.

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

Think Tank

Six Thinking Hats

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Rodin's Thinker.

Beyond the known and the unknown.

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

"But what if this is all there is?"

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

Imagine