Thinking For Oneself Gifts

'Oh, yeah! 'Those are lemmings, let's follow them', you said.'

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

Window Treatment

"Is this who I am?"

"Nice haircut."

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

So You've Cloned Yourself

'How the hell do I tell them i haven't a clue where we're going?'

"I'm like most people, I guess––a mixture of good and bad."

"I beg to differ."

"You'll get over him."

TV-Mirror.

"To whom am I speaking? Your real personality or the one you have online?"

"I hope I'm single for Valentine's because only I fully know my worth in chocolate."

After a lifetime of searching, Leonard finds himself.

'Seth, please bring me a copy of every search engine article that mentions my name in a favorable light. I need an ego boost.'

It's no use, Glenn... We're trapped like - well... Like ourselves, I guess.

'Tell me your name and I'll tell you who you are!'

'I've got a question. If your answer is 'Yes', I'll hate you. If your answer is 'No', I'll hate you, too. The question is, do you think I need a new dress because I'm looking fat in this one?'

'Do you have anywhere where they'd think I was good looking.'

"I think I'll be more relaxed once my secondary sex characteristics kick in."

"Wow! Why do you have no tattoos?"

How people who have plastic surgery see themselves...

'Some boys think I'm pretty. Some think I'm ugly. What do you think?'

"Relax. I told you we still look great in our bathing suits."

"And I suppose if your friends all jumped off a cliff you'd follow right along?"

'I think my body's trying to tell me I'm overweight. This morning I found 'Space For Rent' signs on my hips.'

Inner calm.

Nice toupee, Dr. Kapuchnik. But … is it honest? At least a toupee is honest about its dishonesty, Al. Compared to what? A beret.

'I'll take THIS mirror.'

"I'm trying to find that perfect piece of art that will make me think I know something about art."

"Ed was at that awkward in between stage of letting his hair grow out." "C'mon. C'mon. C'mon..."

'I'm just sayin', with this cute little face and my big fluffy tail, I never really thought of myself as vermin!'

"Lucy tells me you're a writer. I'm no stranger to self-delusion myself."

"Honey, did you see where I placed that book entitled:'How to improve your memory?"